Nothing like applying Vaseline to the inflamed preputial sheath of a grumpy stallion on a Saturday night...
On the bright side, I'm done done done with clerk duty for the entire year! Not that I don't like large animals, but I like them a lot better when I don't have to poke them, medicate them, or touch their wee-wees.
EDIT by Chris: I think that post calls for our first ever Unicorn Chaser so here you are:
Ahhhh isn't that better?